“The Butterfly Effect theory is, of course, a load of poppycock,” said Sir Reginald to his captive audience.

“Time doesn’t work like that at all. No, it’s not the infallible flowing river that some characterize it as, fixing errors willy-nilly, but it’s also not some delicate fucking flower that will explode if you go back and shoot ( Read more... )

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For those of you who are relatively new here, I occasionally do something I like to call Fuck With My Art, in which I quickly write a silly little story and then have people muck about with it. If you scroll through some of those entries, you'll find some truly amazing stuff that people have done.

Truly spinning shit into gold, some of them.

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            The closest anybody got to properly explaining anything about time travel was the old science-fiction writers who posited that the universe could not break simply because somebody goes back in time and drowns baby Hitler. The truth of the matter was that, as soon as you left the past, everything you did whilst there was either ( Read more... )

            When all was said and done, every imaginable scientific theory about time travel ended up amounting to approximately 1 (one) hill of beans. After all, if we're going to punch a hole in reality and disregard all “laws” of physics, then the way it’s done and the resulting effects can scarcely be expected to do a damn thing they’re told.
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While not identical, the similarities still make me giggle.

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Who wrote his first.